Quote of the Day (2009-04-08)

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: God, I hate this part. I'm always afraid I've broken something. Michael Garabaldi: It'll be fine. I've done this before. [the computer restarts] Michael Garabaldi: Ah, Told ya. Computer [pause] Michael Garabaldi: Computer? Sparky the Computer: Hey, what do you want? Michael Garabaldi: Run diagnostics. Sparky the Computer: What, you got a broken arm or something? I got a station to run here! Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Computer. Sparky the Computer: I know, do a diagnostic. So, maybe Level 42 doesn't get its quota of oxygen today because I'm distracted, but if it makes you happy! Michael Garabaldi: Stop! Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Garabaldi? Michael Garabaldi: I just remembered, they tried to install Artificial Intelligence subroutines when the station went operational. They shut it down right away because it didn't work right. Must have come back on-line when the system re-booted. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Great! How do we shut it down? Sparky the Computer: I heard that! Are you two easily offended, or what?

Source: Babylon 5